General Information
BURGER ABYSS is an exploration-based platformer in which you brave the titular chasm as Desmond, a man whose livelihood is being threatened by the creeping claws of capitalism (and the abyss his small burger restaurant is about to fall into).
Desmond has plenty of moves at his disposal, and you even get to use some of them! This early alpha thingamajig contains one level (aside from a tutorial), Cloudy With a Chance of Pillars, and you'll get to beat enough Meatballs, collect enough gems, and open enough treasure chests to sate an elephant (but only one of those cute small ones)!
Highly original takes on worn-out ideas (RED/BLU Blocks are incredibly distinct from On/Off Blocks, mom.)!
What's a Shotgun Punch? Only one way to find out! (Read a walkthrough.) (Also this screenshot is already obsolete early alpha material. Hi, TCRF!)
Burger Abyss is slated to come out whenever it's done (or possibly later). Download now and experience the thing someone somewhere is probably talking about right now!
Nevermind, they just stopped.